so-personal:

everything personal
tropius: holmes-less: lucifersaxon: calmility: the fastest word i can type is motherlode almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on NO O (via nonchalantcroissant)

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO O

(via nonchalantcroissant)

nonchalantcroissant: Today’s awful thought of the day is: I should totally stick my phone in the toaster and toast it, just to see what happens.

nonchalantcroissant:

Today’s awful thought of the day is: I should totally stick my phone in the toaster and toast it, just to see what happens.

nicodorkangelo: Everyone had a crush on Zuko but nobody had a crush on Book one Zuko (via owldude)

nicodorkangelo:

Everyone had a crush on Zuko but nobody had a crush on Book one Zuko

(via owldude)

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

Wait…are you allowed to have pet armadillos? Do they make good pets? Can I name mine Leroy?
humansofnewyork:

“I went to the beach because I thought it’d be a good place to die. I felt mad hopeless. I didn’t eat or drink for three days. Every time I fell back asleep, I hoped that I wouldn’t wake up. I thought I’d die after two or three days. But after three days, it was like: ‘Fuck, I’m not dead.’ So I walked into a hospital and said I needed help.”
nonchalantcroissant: American Horror Story: Asylum gets it better than our legal system. Sex workers can be raped. Sexually active people can be raped. Men can be raped. It is still rape.

nonchalantcroissant:

American Horror Story: Asylum gets it better than our legal system.

Sex workers can be raped. Sexually active people can be raped. Men can be raped. It is still rape.