zealotarchaeologist: i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat” it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud (via championblog)

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via championblog)

happynervosa: I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo (via championblog)

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

(via championblog)

halcy:

the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long
but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

It’s actually super easy and you see basically how in the picture: Just cut slits about like 3/4 down in a big (dry) log with a chainsaw. Then, just light it up on top with some smaller branches and whatever, the inside will catch fire, and it’ll burn for a long time. Great at outside events in the cold months.


Okay so one question (from a Swedish person, living in Sweden) Why have I never seen one???
sexhaver:
itslikethatfrenchthing: powerofvoodoo: so i’m ready to go back to school woah hang on what are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen? (Source: clinteastwoocl, via ofdemonsandoutlaws)

itslikethatfrenchthing:

powerofvoodoo:

so i’m ready to go back to school

image

woah hang on what

are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?

(Source: clinteastwoocl, via ofdemonsandoutlaws)

chiefsimba:

Bruh if this don’t have over a million notes…
the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong
nerdy-birdy18:

frombitchtobeast:

vivalapantslessjess:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

He’s gonna tip the kayak and then steal your wallet. Otters are known for their ruthlessness and their susceptibility to gambling addictions.

Thank you science side of tumblr

I don’t think that was the science side….